var howMany = 12
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="
Aeryn: "Frell me dead!""
quote[1]="
Crichton: "Humans are superior!""
quote[2]="
Crichton: "I try to save a life a day. Usually it's my own.""
quote[3]="
Crichton to Aeryn: "That was your plan? Wile E. Coyote could come up with a better plan than that!""
quote[4]="
Crichton: "Hey, D'Argo, how come I'm not afraid?"
D'Argo: "Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds it's certainty."
Crichton: "I love hangin' with you, man.""
quote[5]="
Scorpius clone (Harvey): "Go on, John, do it. Then we can go to the beach! I know a place with naked sebacean girls and margarita shooters.""
quote[6]="
Rygel: "I am Rygel the XVI, Dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't have to talk to you!""
quote[7]="
Zhaan: "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.""
quote[8]="
D'Argo: "Do NOT make me tongue you!""
quote[9]="
Crichton: "Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light!""
quote[10]="
Zhaan: "Pilot, does Moya know where we are?"
Pilot: "Yes, of course. We're... someplace else. I'll get back to you on the specifics.""
quote[11]="
Crichton: "Screw'em Zhaany. You're a tenth level Pa'u, you get to eleven, we get a TV ministry."
Zhaan: "If I may be honest John, most of the time I have no idea what you're saying."
Crichton: "Neither do I.""
quote[12]="
Crichton: "Be nice."
Aeryn: "I'm not good at nice."
Crichton: "Just don't shoot her.""
function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)